The Most Ridiculous Things I've Seen In The Gym

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So I thought this would be a fun little blurb rather than the usual mumbo jumbo I write where half the time I wonder if the things I say are even right.

I think it's time to make a list of the dumbest things I've seen go on in a gym.. in no particular order.

Prepare for atrocity.

1) One guy telling his friend 'form is key' then proceeding to demonstrate to fellow gym buddy the most abysmal way to perform a squat that I've ever seen.

2) Aformentioned fellow gym buddy is watching his friend exercise telling him 'good form'. Please. Why. How. Where did he even get the idea he was ready to give out advice after just being taught the wrong way to do something!

3) One guy in a Parasuco t-shirt with the sleeves rolled up and his bling hanging out (like anyone cares), hair gelled doing 18 variations of bicep curls, then going to the mirror in between sets to check on his lip ring.

4) Someone squatting in jeans. That made my brain hurt.

5) This guy was FULLY dancing in front of the mirror between sets. He has his iPod on and looked like he was right in the middle of a 'So You Think You Can Dance' audition. He had absolutely no shame. None. Actually this might have been the worst, I couldn't stop staring. I watched him complete an entire dance in disbelief.

6) Girls that have ramped up the treadmill to practically an 85 degree angle and are holding on for dear life while attempting to finish their 12 hour cardio session.

7) This one guy was working out in flip-flops. Let us pray for him.

8) Instead of gloves, one guy was using kitchen sponges to hold the weights.. you know, just incase he spontaneously had an urge to start cleaning afterwards. (Thanks to Robby for this one)

Feel free to add to this list of atrocities in the comments section.